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24Apr/10N/A0

The Article they didn’t want you to see – Why Soldiers Aren’t Heroes

As posted on MenziesHouse but now mysteriously deleted due to concerns about its 'appropriateness'

I was initially compelled to write this in response to the utterly histrionic outrage about opening hours during ANZAC Day. All over the news blogs and Twitter I saw a veritable smorgasbord of  borderline psychotic, self-involved dullards neighing and braying that it was a ‘sacred day’ and that we must ‘respect the heroes’ etc. These individuals had not cared to look into the reality of war and of being a soldier past the cultural obsession we have with the ideal of the ‘soldier as icon’. I understand this is a sacred concept, and I further understand why some people see soldiers as individuals taking up the ultimate goal, to potentially sacrifice themselves for the gains of whatever they’re told is the cause they’re fighting for.

This kind of unthinking patriotic jingoism is steeped heavily in the same thoughtless tradition that much of the conservative right appears to value. We seem to look at things in an almost cursory fashion and then generate motivations and incentives based on an ideal of how we perceive the situation to be, regardless of the reality. Every person that takes up arms against another ‘aggressor’ or those who ‘wish us harm’ is someone taking upon their shoulders the burdens and the safety of our entire nation state.

Remember, peaceniks sleep soundly in their beds because rough men blah blah blah. It’s an absolutely ludicrous concept and an idiotic false dichotomy. The nature of war stems from the concept that if a man murders another man of his own free will he is a monster, but if he does it under the banner of some greater force he is a hero. You can throw all degrees of arguments on non-aggression and defending ourselves and our allies and all of that pabulum but you still return to the same point, which is that through war we glorify that most inhuman of traits, murder.

To call people who are systematically trained over a course of several months to reduce the humanity of their opponents ‘heroes’ is to devalue the entire meaning of that word. A hero is an individual who goes above and beyond their own requirements to help those around them. A soldier is an individual who either willingly or compelled by force is placed into a situation demanding that they harm and kill other human beings. This is not to say that violence and murder do not have their place, of course they have because we are flawed as a race, but to honour it in such a way and to treat it as a cultural icon free of criticism is beyond the pale. A great deal of it is social and cultural programming, and that’s how the military engenders itself as a valid part of our culture and a valuable cultural institution.

The process by which a civilian is transformed into a soldier is a process that strips them of their humanity (for a good insight to this, watch “Any Son Will Do”). ANZAC Day exists to glorify and continue the traditions that the military sees as beneficial for themselves and the government which they serve. What kind of a rational human being would charge a machine gun whilst invading Turkish land? None would. The only human being who would do so is one who has had their own individual will stripped from them in a solidly dehumanising process. Yet we would denigrate those who said ‘fuck that for a lark’ when ordered by a commander to charge Turkish machine guns as a coward. Are we that manipulated?

As much as we have been made to believe otherwise through the narrative of wars we’ve been sold, ‘our side’ in all of the major wars we have fought has committed inhuman actions also. We’ve desecrated the corpses of Japanese, burned the civilians of Dresden alive, tortured prisoners of war. We’ve committed vast atrocities. Of course these do pale in comparison to those of the Third Reich and the Empire of Japan, but the point still remains that the true evil in this situation is the machinations of the nation state as a whole. What we enable through this cultural reverence is an unconscious degree of dehumanisation of our past ‘foes’.

Just because our side of the war were the ‘winners’ compared to other nations does not mean we should revel in our wartime actions. To somehow think that our ‘team’ killing more people than their ‘team’ is something to honour and respect seems ardently sociopathic. Yet those who question the degree to which our society upholds this are at best rabble rousers and at worst cowards? What disingenuous bullshit.

Of course it is a false conclusion for me to have implied that those who revere the ANZACs in any way support war, but based on the nature of the rhetoric sprayed far and wide regarding this issue it is not a conclusion I come to lightly. Regardless of the claims of ‘jus ad bellum’ in these instances, I think it is only fair to see the men and women who have been so callously manipulated and used by the state for their own ends as victims of the system we must always question.

There is a reason people of a certain age are more susceptible to these ideas and most welcomed by recruiters, it’s because they’re not intellectually developed enough yet to question what they are told. Sure there are outliers, but it is the nature of our evolutionary development that we have an adolescent period that lasts until our mid-twenties. The military is more than well aware of this and takes advantage of it to a disgusting degree. Whether it is a product of our society or of our pathetic education system, there is a certain pernicious degree to which the virus of nationalism entrenches itself in the minds of youth.

We emerge from an education system roughly finished but with no real achievements and the military sets upon this. Their entire advertising campaign is about ‘being a man’ or a ‘citizen’, showing your self-worth and being a part of something bigger than yourself. If you’re someone whose potential next job is being paid a few more dollars an hour at Subway, that sounds downright admirable. We’re supposed to be intelligent enough as a society to look past the nationalistic sound bites of the military industry, but we can’t because for some strange reason we’re stuck with this gestalt of national identity and value despite the fact that such things are at best completely undefinable and at worst non-existent and utterly meaningless.

Reverence for militarism opens up a very dangerous channel through which collectivism gains a veneer of respectability and this consequently undermines the liberties and values that we’ve attempted to build up as a force for good within the intellectual right. I therefore implore those of you who read this and feel in some way that I’ve made a valid criticism of how we hold ANZAC Day and soldiers in unimpeachable esteem that you look past the façade of jingoism and nationalism being perpetuated when you pass by those parades and that you don’t see those young men and the old men in uniform as heroes.

You need to see them as victims. More importantly, though, you need to notice the thousands not marching beside them on these days. These are the unspoken victims, the well-intentioned youth manipulated by a grandiose marketing campaign to be fed into the grinder by a callous, unthinking state who sees them only as fodder. Look at the wasted potential, the wasted ideas and the wasted youth of these people marching down the streets. For goodness’ sake, though, don’t think of them as heroes. There but for the grace of statistical chance wander several generations that we thought were undeserving of the trappings of our society, yet easily manipulated into thinking they were defending it.

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26Sep/09N/A0

Amazing, amazing, amazing.

THIS IS LABOUR GOVERNMENT

REST OF THE WORLD VERSION:

The squirrel works hard in the withering heat all summer long, building and improving his house and laying up supplies for the winter.

The grasshopper thinks he's a fool, and laughs and dances and plays the summer away. Come winter, the squirrel is warm and well fed.

The shivering grasshopper has no food or shelter, so he dies out in the cold.

THE END

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LABOUR GOVERNMENT THE UK VERSION

The squirrel works hard in the withering heat all summer long, building his house and laying up supplies for the winter. The grasshopper thinks he's a fool, and laughs and dances and plays the summer away.

Come winter, the squirrel is warm and well fed.

A social worker finds the shivering grasshopper, calls a press conference and demands to know why the squirrel should be allowed to be warm and well fed while others less fortunate, like the grasshopper, are cold and starving.

The BBC shows up to provide live coverage of the shivering grasshopper; with cuts to a video of the squirrel in his comfortable warm home with a table laden with food.

The British press inform people that they should be ashamed that in a country of such wealth, this poor grasshopper is allowed to suffer so, while others have plenty.

The Labour Party, Greenpeace, Animal Rights and The Grasshopper Council of GB demonstrate in front of the squirrel's house. The BBC, interrupting a cultural festival special from Notting Hill with breaking news, broadcasts a multi-cultural choir singing 'We shall overcome'.

Ken Livingstone rants in an interview with Trevor McDonald that the squirrel got rich off the backs of grasshoppers, and calls for an immediate tax hike on the squirrel to make him pay his 'fair share' and increases the charge for squirrels to enter inner London .

In response to pressure from the media, the Government drafts the Economic Equity and Grasshopper anti Discrimination Act, retroactive to the beginning of the summer.

The squirrel's taxes are reassessed. He is taken to court and fined for failing to hire grasshoppers as builders for the work he was doing on his home and an additional fine for contempt when he told the court the grasshopper did not want to work. The grasshopper is provided with a council house, financial aid to furnish it and an account with a local taxi firm to ensure he can be socially mobile. The squirrel's food is seized and re distributed to the more needy members of society, in this case the grasshopper.

Without enough money to buy more food, to pay the fine and his newly imposed retroactive taxes, the squirrel has to downsize and start building a new home. The local authority takes over his old home and utilises it as a temporary home for asylum seeking cats who had hijacked a plane to get to Britain as they had to share their country of origin with mice. On arrival they tried to blow up the airport because of Britain 's apparent love of dogs.

The cats had been arrested for the international offence of hijacking and attempted bombing but were immediately released because the police fed them pilchards instead of salmon whilst in custody. Initial moves to return them to their own country were abandoned, because it was feared they would face death by the mice. The cats devise and start a scam to obtain money from people's credit cards.

A Panorama special shows the grasshopper finishing up the last of the squirrel's food, though spring is still months away, while the council house he is in, crumbles around him because he hasn't bothered to maintain the house. He is shown to be taking drugs. Inadequate government funding is blamed for the grasshoppers' drug 'illness'.

The cats seek recompense in the British courts for their treatment since arrival in UK .

The grasshopper gets arrested for stabbing an old dog during a burglary to get money for his drugs habit. He is imprisoned but released immediately because he has been in custody for a few weeks. He is placed in the care of the probation service to monitor and supervise him.. Within a few weeks he has killed a guinea pig in a botched robbery.

A commission of enquiry, that will eventually cost £10,000,000 and state the obvious, is set up. Additional money is put into funding a drug rehabilitation scheme for grasshoppers and legal aid for lawyers representing asylum seekers is increased. The government praises the asylum-seeking cats for enriching Britain 's multicultural diversity, and dogs are criticised by the government for failing to befriend the cats.

The grasshopper dies of a drug overdose. The usual sections of the press blame it on the obvious failure of government to address the root causes of despair arising from social inequity and his traumatic experience of prison. They call for the resignation of a government minister.

The cats are paid a million pounds each because their rights were infringed when the government failed to inform them there were mice in the United Kingdom .

The squirrel, the dogs and the victims of the hijacking, the bombing, the burglaries and robberies have to pay an additional percentage on their credit cards to cover losses. Their taxes are increased to pay for law and order, and they are told that they will have to work beyond 65 because of a shortfall in government funds.

THE END

Courtesy of Sickipedia.

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15Sep/09N/A1

I beat Stephen to this shit

FUCK YEAH

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3Sep/09N/A4

The failed global ‘War on Drugs’- Alex Wodak

The Global War on Drugs. Alex Wodak.

A very detailed lecture on the failure of drug prohibition internationally. It should be noted that this guy is definitely not a libertarian, which is quite clear toward the end when he suggests alternate approaches to drugs. Regardless, interesting and valid criticism

Also, this.

"You libertines have done so much damage to this society you oughtta be ashamed of yourselves"

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1Sep/09N/A2

USyd Campus Wireless on OS X Snow Leopard

For any of you who have upgraded your mac to Snow Leopard since its release, you'll know that the VPN client provided on the USyd website no longer works and that their ICT desk is about as much use to you as Michael Hussey is to the Australian cricket team.

You can set it up using the new built in VPN though, using the steps shown below:

  1. Go to 'System Preferences', then 'Network'.
  2. Click the '+' button to add a new profile. Set 'Interface' to 'VPN' then 'VPN Type' to 'Cisco IPSec', and 'Service Name to 'wireless' (all lower case).
  3. Now set the 'Server Address' to 'vpn.usyd.edu.au'. The username and password are just your UniKey details.
  4. Now go to 'Authentication Settings'. The 'Shared Secret' is 'jacaranda' and 'Group Name' is 'wireless' (both lower case), then click 'Ok'.
  5. Now click 'Apply' and then hit 'Connect'. With any luck you should be prompted for your unikey details and you'll be connected to USyd wireless. Proxy settings work as detailed on the USyd website (or as they did when you had it all working under Leopard).

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1Sep/09N/A1

The time Landeryou threatened to sue us for defamation

Mostly because I couldn't be bothered producing original content.

Dear Young Mr Justin or is it Simon,

I am advised by one of your associates that you have claimed that I was successfully sued in relation to the liquidation of the Melbourne University Student Union Inc.

That is utterly false.

My financial situation - temporary I assure you - relate to my business dealings with the big bad Mr Solomon Lew and have nothing at all to do with the MUSU.

While it is true that there were a number of patriots were sued by a Socialist Left appointed Liquidator in nuisance lawsuits for massive amounts and settled for small payments (in the thousands of dollars against spectacular claims for millions), I believe most of the parties (including me) absolutely refused to agree to pay up anything to a fraudulent process of the kind instigated by our socialist friends.

You will find - and I encourage you to research the matter further - that no trial has yet or is ever likely to occur for the very good reason that there was no basis whatsoever to the claims made. So yes there was a lawsuit filed, and some amazingly high legal expenses on the Liquidator's part, but no trial let alone the result you imply. We vigorously defended every step of his bogus lawsuit and tormented the fucker as much as we could. A Supreme Court judge agreed we did rather a good job. He grew so upset he attempted to obtain court bans on our vigorous defence of his scandalous lawsuit. Poor fuck didn't have a clue.

For your reference:

http://www.austlii.edu.au/au/cases/vic/VSC/2006/205.html (note the Judge essentially endorsed our claim that the Liquidator was pursuing the claim for non-commercial reasons)

http://www.theage.com.au/news/National/Landeryou-threatened-me-says-liquidator/2005/05/25/1116950754154.html

Indeed, as even the left-wing rag The Age partly correctly observed, we threatened to "do slowly" the corrupt Liquidator, a threat I believe we have, so far fulfilled with much more to come. He is and was a complete crook, attempting to use the political situation there to make himself a fortune. He got the fortune but also got a pretty big dose of grief from us which will continue until I am able to piss on his grave.(Apologies for the crude language, but as you are an engie of some kind I thought it might make it easier to follow for you)

Further, the Socialist Left appointed Liquidator will - when his final report is lodged - have to account for his expenditure of some $8 million, while recovering practically nothing from the "targets" he so publicly announced and denounced. Some of this money came from MUSU members which is bad enough, but it now appears most of it came from taxpayers via the University. If you seek a scandal, it is that, he trousered many millions and recovered essentially nothing.

Happy to discuss with you further should you wish. It saddens me that socialist propaganda of this kind has been accepted and repeated by a patriot such as yourself. Clearly this is because you are a dickhead rather than malevolent per se, so I'll forgive you this once providing you withdraw your false claims and apologise.

If it happens again, I suppose you know what happens next.

Andrew

PS Feel free to call me should you wish on 0415 99 33 26

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30Aug/09N/A3

A Political Quiz

Based on my interactions with those around me I have decided that some have some interesting points of view, and that we need to explore just how widely held these are. Thus I'm asking those who read this to answer a few questions to figure out just how much of a scatter we have on these issues:

  1. Was Obama born in Kenya? Is he a Muslim? What other characteristics, if any, does he possess which have not been reported by the mainstream media?
  2. Is water fluoridation dangerous? If so, do you believe that those who are doing it are doing so for malicious purposes? If yes, explain further.
  3. Are we headed towards one world government? If so, what involvement do the Jews have, if any?
  4. Was 9/11 caused by anything other than four planes piloted by muslim terrorists crashing into the World Trade Center towers, the Pentagon and a field in Pennsylvania respectively? If so, what was the cause of this destruction and who was behind it? Do you think there has been a cover up about Building 7?
  5. What other conspiracy theories, if any, do you subscribe to?

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30Aug/09N/A1

Smackdown Sunday: Cameron Mclean: Woolies employee for life

This post is written to all future employers of Cameron Mclean, currently completing a B Commerce in Marketing at Macquarie University, Australia, Oakhill College graduate 2007 and whose facebook profile claims (facetiously it would seem) that he is to be a lifelong employee of Woolworths.

However where it gets disturbing is when he's put on the subject of Barack Obama:Facebook | Chad Sidler This should be the only type of Australian Liberal. The rest can go join the dlp. or alp.

That's right. He thinks Obama is a Kenyan Muslim who was ineligible to stand for the presidency.

Enjoy Centrelink, fuckwit.

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26Aug/09N/A0

Shameless Self-Promotion

I was cordially asked by the man himself, Tim Andrews, a few days ago to write a blog post on police powers.

It's for the Libertarians in Australia, and it exists... HERE.

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26Aug/09N/A0

Bears, beets, battlestar galactica

Wait till 0:40

via @b3ta

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