Unity: No one Likes You

Yellow is a stupid colour and slandering other people to get ahead in Student Elections is without a doubt, the flat out worst, most retarded thing I have ever heard of. If you have enough spare time to write fraudulent articles or wet chalk insults under your own candidate’s chalk and then CREATE FRAUDULENT witness accounts of utter vacuous bullshit, you’d be better off donating that time to Charity.

Seriously, you are investing all that time and effort into a faction of Labor that is going nowhere and who is about as successful as an independent in Wentworth. Alienating everyone around you and fucking up NUS preferences in some nepotistic fit of onanism doesn’t work. I don’t even pay that much attention to Student politics and I know that you guys are a bunch of absolute assholes with the tact and grace of an abortion, but seriously, what the fuck are you doing?

The mind boggles at how absolutely pathetic you are to invest time and effort into serious character assassination just to get some form of political power.

Doesn’t matter anyway because if you cunts do get into political power all you’re going to do is steal all the Union’s money in a giant, costly circle-jerk. You are a bunch of criminals whose only political goal is to steal as much money as you can from any group of students on the face of the earth.

Yellow is a fucking stupid colour.