Motherfuck; Larouche is driving me half past goddamn infuriated.

I’m so laden with fury by how incredibly stupid these people are that I can barely string together a coherent sentence [That's my average answer to any complaints on this blog, so deal with it]. I think I need to get a few points off my chest beforehand, though. To those of you raging aginst the machine, running to the left and jumping onto equality is fairly epic and all that but it seems that you’re raging against the machine by saying the machine should be increased in size and its outputs should benefit all of humanity. My utterly senseless argument against socialism aside, you need to bring into stark repose how very very much I loathe the CEC and larouchians.

Let us walk through this again

1. Larouche hates Macquarie bank because they work in private/public partnerships. Obviously he’s got serious issues with the ‘Sorry’ toll every Indigenous Australian has paid thus far. Revisionist cunt.
2. He thinks that the fact that oil is going to reach $200.00 USD per barrel within the next 6 months is a bad thing™ (this is somehow linked to the illuminati and, if possible, evil spirits that roam the earth staring at deer with BAD INTENTIONS)
3. Jews, Lyndon ain’t such a fan. I’d be loath to compare him to that guy but still, he’s an anti-semitic twunt
4. All of his fucking site includes monorails.
5. Including all of the fucking papers that his brainless drones hand out
6. Monorails people, monorails.
7. Did I mention the fucking monorails. What kind of institution would take monorails as an avatar of what they’re attempting to achieve?
8. “We’re one track minded!”
9. “We have a singular objective”
10. “We’re expensive and still fail to make darling harbour any more enjoyable”
11. “Children are negatively affected by us”
12. “We sit on giant poles that are offensive to most human beings”
13. “We’re driven by high voltage wires that makes us look like cunts”
14. “Lyndon Larouche is stupid and his face is stupid:
15. HEY GUYS I’VE GOT A GREAT IDEA LETS NATIONALISE THE BANKS AND EVERYTHING AND POUR HEAPS OF MONEY INTO FUCKING FARMING ON A CONTINENT THAT IS IN ALMOST PERPETUAL DROUGHT. THATS SUCH AN INTELLIGENT IDEA. I KNOW RIGHT. FUCK. ALL HAIL THIS RETARD’S EVERY WAVERING SPITTLE.
16. THE BRITISH ARE IN CONTROL OF THE DRUG TRADE
17. You know even though the war on drugs is fucking up a lot of lives, you know what it needs? Higher caliber bullets? Hells yeah dogg.
18. Gay people aren’t that great.

This man causes me to glug down the rageahol so hard that I can barely focus on how very much I loathe everything he stands for. The fucking problem is he’s like one of those weighted inflatable clowns. No matter how much you hit him he keeps popping back up.

Which is why I propose taking this hitting to the next level. Please; someone hit this motherfucker with a knife. A bunch. I’ll buy you some proscuitto and melon.

Larouchians, you’re fully entitled to disagree with me and propagate your hatred towards myself and my blog as MUCH as you want. It doesn’t change the fact that you’re morons with about as much self-respect as scientologists.