Ruddbonics: A Quick Lesson

By Justin | May 11, 2008

Owing to the recent spate of unpatriotic moves by the Rudd government to intrude upon our freedom to drink, it’s been decided that we must create a huge number of Ruddjectives (or Ruddinology) to describe drinking related Ruddnomena:

  1. Rudding: Binge drinking.
  2. Rudded: To be drunk.
  3. Rudd Dodging: To buy the separate components of a certain mixed drink and mix them yourself, hence dodging the Rudd tax.
  4. Rudd Dodger: Any drink made by the above method.
  5. Triple Rudd Dodger: Double vodka jaeger bomb.
  6. Artful Rudd Dodger: A-bomb (jaeger bomb with absinthe).
  7. Liberty Satchel: A goon bag.
  8. Ruddwalking: Steet drinking.
  9. Ruddrolled: To get booked for drunk and disorderly.
  10. Ruddtix: Fines from the above.
  11. Ruddgret: Waking up next to a woman who looks like Therese Rein.
  12. Ruddvestment: Money spent on strippers while intoxicated.
  13. Ruddranting: Loud, obnoxious vitriol while wasted.
  14. Ruddination: Public expulsion of urine.
  15. Ruddjection: Vomiting.
  16. Moblie patriotism: Drink driving.
  17. Ruddfies: A drink spiking aid.
  18. Ruddsick: Hungover.
  19. Ruddcovery Juice: Powerade.

And here’s a sentence consisting mostly of Ruddbonics:

I was ruddwalking to the club and met up with my mates. I tried rudding some game on a lowie but I was already fairly rudded by then. I ended up ruddranting about freedom binging and got ruddslapped by the bouncer. I went down a lane for some ruddination before heading to another pub for some more rudd dodgers. I guess that’s when I rudded up all over the floor before doing a rudder and getting a taxi home.

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