Ultimate Science Team Because fuck you, that's why.

Dan's Twitter

• Just got the bioengineered cancer shot. 1 hour ago
• New wallet time. Recommendations? 3 hours ago
• This monkey at Dell support is a hyperfuckwit. Just repair the computer, fucko 3 hours ago
• @jackgotjacked that sucks dude. Hope you're doing okay :( 19 hours ago
• So now iTunes won't sync my dads mates phone as it doesn't have priveleges. Permissions fix does nothing. Fuuuuuuuuuuu 20 hours ago
• @catrionarafael That's why you don't get a Netbook as a primary machine. 2009/11/15
• @catrionarafael Kernel Task is the equiv of idle time just sayin 2009/11/15
• The people that I share my house with disagree with my use of "Toxicity" by SOAD as a wakeup song. Fuck them. 2009/11/15
• @jackgotjacked Threw my back out a week ago. IT IS THE WORST SHIT OUT. 2009/11/15
• Scotch o clock is here. Rejoicing will commence shortly. 2009/11/15

Justin's Twitter

• No public Twitter messages.

Steve's Twitter

• @blake_aaron haha awesome. also your new twitter name is a massive improvement 2009/11/10
• I just keep opening these interesting links in new tabs and it gets to like 3.46am and I have several volumes of trivia waiting to be read 2009/11/10
• The Weakerthans at the Annandale HOLY SHIT 2009/11/08
• I fell behind on my nightly four-course meal of rainbow pills and now i?m wondering what is fake and what is real. 2009/11/07
• At uni with @dannolan. LOCATED INCREDIBLE MARKET ROOM. 2009/11/04
• @jackgotjacked Sure, there's no rush. It's not going anywhere, just let me know whenever if you want it hey. 2009/11/04
• @jackgotjacked want a cheap replacement? My completely functional 120GB classic has been collecting dust since iphone. I'll take whatever 2009/11/04
• Hey kids what the fuck is UP WITH YOU THIS AFTERNOON 2009/11/03
• @wozwock You need yourself some dexies, son 2009/11/03
• @RobertCandelori I find your position appalling. That is all. 2009/11/02
• I'm sick of those Afghans seeking asylum here after we destroy their homes. It's intolerable. 2009/11/02
• @RobertCandelori What is it exactly that you find threatening about civilians fleeing armed conflicts? 2009/11/02
• Free markets. Free trade. Free movement. Free people. 2009/11/02
• Socialism kills 2009/11/02
• WOO AMERICAN NIGHTMARE TIME 2009/11/02
• HI 2009/11/02
• This just in: the coalition plans to torpedo boats of asylum seekers and somehow end the Sri lankan civil war! 2009/11/02
• @RobertCandelori the coalition stance on border protection...fuck man you really have no idea. 2009/11/02
• Government. Stealing your money and scaring your children since forever. 2009/11/02
• @jackgotjacked it's actually fucking crazy. It's become unacceptable for people to think about this issue AT ALL 2009/11/02