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24Dec/08N/A5

How Treyarch fucked WaW

An investigative special report by Captain Justin of the USS Computer

Interface:
MP lobby is a fucking piece of shit and you can only see like 15-20 servers at once
Refreshing only works some of the time
Filters need a refresh to apply
If you do anything (AT ALL -  like try to view server stats etc) while refreshing the game  just
completely fucking breaks and you have to restart it
All  menus  are  childish  and  terrible,  they  are  not  even  fit  for  console  use  (they  appear
designed for such, COD4 also had massive massive fonts) they are so jaggedy-low-res
Thanks for the extra step accessing the fucking mouse sensitivity I ADJUST THAT A *LOT*
Graphics and audio:
It looks fairly pretty but suffers from an enormous need for antialiasing
I have never seen so many jagged edges in my fucking life, what is going on dickheads
I swear to god the dogs sounded a hell of a lot more awesome in the beta
The guns all sound like shit
Really some of them are less realistic than team fagtress
What is it about a scope that makes any rifle it is added to suddenly omniaudible no matter
how far away you are
Gameplay:
Oh jesus, here we go
Fucking what  the  hell  is  the  goddamned  deal with  spawns,  they  are  SO  shit  it  has  gone
beyond a fucking joke
In TDM you are constantly spawned either way out in the open, in the absolute epicentre of
enemy troop concentrations or both
You can’t have fun in FFA don’t even try, two out of every five spawns on average is directly
in some cunt’s line of fire and they’re already firing at you before you even spawn I mean fuck off
There  is  some  kind of mouse  lag bullshit,  I don’t  know but  I  can’t  track  targets down  the
irons like I can in every other fucking game
FUCK stop resetting everything you bastarding son of a bastard, yes when  I change to first-
person spec I want to still be in first-person spec next time I die and... no this deserves it’s own point
FUCK  YOU  FUCK  YOU  *FUCK*  YOU;  STOP  RESETTING  MY  FUCKING  FOV  YOU  SHIT  SHIT
*SHIIIIIT* GAME – EVERY SINGLE ROUND
They nerfed  the  fucking dogs  from  their beta  glory,  seriously  the only notably  good  thing
ménage-a-treyarch added
The MG42 basically makes you god, you can use  it  like  it’s a  fucking SMG even  though  it’s
like 4m long or something

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  • Treyarchsuckscock
    You are amazing...honeslty..I have some others for you to post.

    In addition...
    Let me start with how many fucking shots it takes to kill someone. Even with the magnum, which should take 1, it takes like the whole clip. And with the ptrs-41...I've shot many people in the chest/shoulder area and they don't die...News flash...If you get shot in the fucking leg with a .50 caliber bullet your leg is spaghetti meat..

    On to the zombie game.
    It's fun, but why the fuck are all the zombies on steroids?
    They run fast as hell on lower levels and crawlers move just as fast as a runner..

    Um heres a fucking great one..

    *WHY THE FUCK WOULD I WANT A GODDAMN SHITTY ASS KAR98K OR SPRINGFIELD OR ANY GUN THAT IS SITTING ON THE WALL....FROM THE RANDOM WEAPON BOX?????????????*****

    Seriously with my luck I had enough points to go to the box like 6 times...I got the Springfield, Kar98K, Springfield, Kar98K, then the Gewehr.....Uhmmm if I wanted those shitty ass weapons I would have bought them for CHEAP off of the fucking wall....not wasting my goddamn 950 points....
  • elitekilla117
    Haha i agree 100% you got Xbox live?
  • Treyarchsuckscock
    Oh gee. Here's a second entry for you

    Think of this as Version 2 of Treyarch are a bunch of cock sucking asshole riding ball juggling dick takers.

    1. Relating to my last entry, i agree that the dogs are on sterioids as well. Thank god they die with one knife but they won't die by bullets unless you drill the fuck out of them.
    2. How in the fucking hell does someone survive a tank missile???? They have like a what..20 foot kill radius maybe? Yeah well I hit someone within like 4 feet and he just fuckin' ran away.
    3. WHAT THE FUCK IS JUGGERNAUT STILL DOING IN CALL OF DUTY???
    3 continued....Do you really need a fucking perk to help you stay alive?? If so, I hope all of you Juggernaut users read this message and you can reply to me 24/7 and tell me WHY Juggernaut SHOULD still be in call of duty.
    4. Seriously, in all honesty what's with the flamethrower? It's amazing..IN REAL LIFE...in the game you have to burn them for like 5 seconds...Doesn't that shit catch you on fire and keep you burning with like a 1 second burst??? Yeah it does...


    FUCK MULTIPLAYER...

    The spawns are shit.
    The enemy team gets lucky as fuck with their kills because they all use juggernaut.
    Grenades are like fucking raindrops...They come from everywhere, all over the place, and blow you the fuck up everytime..

    Treyarch..This is for you....From me.

    Dear fuckasses,

    Leave the Call of Duty franchise to the best developers ever...Infinity Ward.
    THE END.
  • elitekilla117
    Awesome man. TOTALLY agree.
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