An investigative special report by Captain Justin of the USS Computer
Interface:
MP lobby is a fucking piece of shit and you can only see like 15-20 servers at once
Refreshing only works some of the time
Filters need a refresh to apply
If you do anything (AT ALL - like try to view server stats etc) while refreshing the game just
completely fucking breaks and you have to restart it
All menus are childish and terrible, they are not even fit for console use (they appear
designed for such, COD4 also had massive massive fonts) they are so jaggedy-low-res
Thanks for the extra step accessing the fucking mouse sensitivity I ADJUST THAT A *LOT*
Graphics and audio:
It looks fairly pretty but suffers from an enormous need for antialiasing
I have never seen so many jagged edges in my fucking life, what is going on dickheads
I swear to god the dogs sounded a hell of a lot more awesome in the beta
The guns all sound like shit
Really some of them are less realistic than team fagtress
What is it about a scope that makes any rifle it is added to suddenly omniaudible no matter
how far away you are
Gameplay:
Oh jesus, here we go
Fucking what the hell is the goddamned deal with spawns, they are SO shit it has gone
beyond a fucking joke
In TDM you are constantly spawned either way out in the open, in the absolute epicentre of
enemy troop concentrations or both
You can’t have fun in FFA don’t even try, two out of every five spawns on average is directly
in some cunt’s line of fire and they’re already firing at you before you even spawn I mean fuck off
There is some kind of mouse lag bullshit, I don’t know but I can’t track targets down the
irons like I can in every other fucking game
FUCK stop resetting everything you bastarding son of a bastard, yes when I change to first-
person spec I want to still be in first-person spec next time I die and… no this deserves it’s own point
FUCK YOU FUCK YOU *FUCK* YOU; STOP RESETTING MY FUCKING FOV YOU SHIT SHIT
*SHIIIIIT* GAME – EVERY SINGLE ROUND
They nerfed the fucking dogs from their beta glory, seriously the only notably good thing
ménage-a-treyarch added
The MG42 basically makes you god, you can use it like it’s a fucking SMG even though it’s
like 4m long or something
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