Firstly, let’s make it clear that if you don’t believe in global warming you’re about on par with the truthers and the Raelians, mostly because you start off with a conclusion and then ignore all arguments to the contrary despite the fact that they’re from people who have been studying this shit their entire lives instead of being professional members of the white armband view of history brigade and professional denialists of everything from the stolen generation to Alan Jones’ sexuality. The reason why people choose to disbelieve is because it’s easier to ignore the overwhelming (literal) tsunami of scientific opinion as cold and polarising (not for long) because it pokes holes in the ozone layer you’ve built around your libertarian beliefs. Clearly the illuminati are sitting in a room with the molemen conspiring to make us all less productive to bring about the end of capitalism and leave the earth ripe for capture.
Anyway, I digress. Damir Dokic, a man with a beard so large they named it twice had Today Tonight try to reunite him with his daughter who appearently just god destroyed by some slavic prostitute and doesn’t have that mole anymore. Does Damir have a mole? Is that why he grew the beard? Point being, he was quoted in the media as saying that he would reunite with Jelena “When Hell freezes over”.
A beer to the first person to explain, with reference to the second law of thermodynamics, why Damir’s explanation of climate change is inadequate.
Popularity: 10% [?]