If Rudd was spending like a drunken sailor before, he’s just put his credit card behind the bar. Given that Zimbabwe abandoned their own currency within the last week one would have thought the world had learnt the lesson that prosperity does not derive from a printing press, but nevertheless here’s my suggestions on what to do with your Ruddcheque:
- Save it.
- Buy booze with it.
- Buy your aboriginal neighbour booze with it.
- Go on an overseas holiday.
- Buy Japanese cars with it
- Drugs.
- Donate it to the Opposition.
- Guns.
- Invest in creating counterfeit money, just like Rudd.
More suggestions welcome in comments.