Stop devaluing my currency you fuck

If Rudd was spending like a drunken sailor before, he’s just put his credit card behind the bar. Given that Zimbabwe abandoned their own currency within the last week one would have thought the world had learnt the lesson that prosperity does not derive from a printing press, but nevertheless here’s my suggestions on what to do with your Ruddcheque:

  • Save it.
  • Buy booze with it.
  • Buy your aboriginal neighbour booze with it.
  • Go on an overseas holiday.
  • Buy Japanese cars with it
  • Drugs.
  • Donate it to the Opposition.
  • Guns.
  • Invest in creating counterfeit money, just like Rudd.

More suggestions welcome in comments.

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  • Schrodinger
    Use it to short and triple it overnight.
  • I think uncovered shorting is still banned :S
  • Katie
    I've already suggested getting a lap dance from some classy ho's at Scores. Apparently it's shut down now, but if we pool resources, we can catch a plane across and track one down.

    EDIT: You guys are retarded, I can't read the Captcha Text :(
  • Maldark
    There was a thread in /b/ the other night "Looking for a girl in Melbourn, will pay $900 for a good time". Worst way to recruit hookers ever.
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