Author Archives: Super Master Lord

Why I no longer want to be an astronaut

By Super Master Lord | March 8, 2008

ASTRONAUTS on the International Space Station (ISS) are to get an unusual treat – an MP3 player loaded with a playlist of songs specially chosen for people in orbit.
The top ten was selected by a 14-year-old Norwegian girl, Therese Miljeteig, who won a competition staged by the European Space Agency (ESA).
Now having any 10 songs [...]

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Housing Affordability

By Super Master Lord | March 5, 2008

Or “Justin makes idle chit chat with mortgage brokers all day and comes to conclusions about things.”
Interest rate rises and skyrocketing housing prices are making it more and more difficult to service a mortgage, and indeed to get one in the first place. Over the last couple of days Prime Minister Rudd has said he’s [...]

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Monkeys: Godless Killing Machines Pt II

By Super Master Lord | March 4, 2008

Since basically all we do nowadays is make posts about pseudo-homosexual activity, here’s Andrew Symonds smashing a naked man into the ground:
[youtube="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kTWOk6slU_Y"]
SFW (No Cocks)

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Why the ABC fails at everything

By Super Master Lord | February 28, 2008

No, this isn’t a rant about bias, because I really don’t give a shit about such things, so read on.
THE BBC has been forced to apologise to viewers amid complaints that Britain’s public broadcaster is screening too much sport on TV.
More than 120 viewers complained after BBC One broadcast almost 12 hours of continuous sport [...]

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Hero of the Day 22/2/08

By Super Master Lord | February 22, 2008

Just when you thought nobody could top Huckabee for religious fundamentalism, this nutfuck comes along and proves everyone wrong:
AN Israeli politician has blamed a spate of recent earthquakes in the Middle East on gays
Shlomo Benizri of the ultra-Orthodox Jewish Shas Party said the only way to prevent the earthquakes was for parliament to stop liberalising [...]

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On whose behalf are we apologising?

By Super Master Lord | February 13, 2008

Let’s ignore all debates about whether it was right or wrong to take children from their parents, whether anyone can name 10 people to whom this was done or whether this ultimately led to a better life for those children in question. These actions were carried out by State governments prior to 1967 (the year [...]

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What’s that Arkansas? I can’t hear you!

By Super Master Lord | January 6, 2008

HuckaBOOM!

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Mike Huckabee: A manly man’s man.

By Super Master Lord | January 5, 2008

He’s won Iowa. He can play a bass guitar. But who is the man behind all the hype? It’s time to play “Top 10 things that Mike Huckabee actually believes”:

That abortion legislation should be left to the states.
That the Federal government should override state legislation to outlaw abortion completely.
That “homosexuality is an aberrant, unnatural, and [...]

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Monkeys? What? India does not make sense

By Super Master Lord | January 5, 2008

The second test between India and Australia flared up yesterday when Harbhajan Singh singled out Andrew Symonds, the only player with black heritage in the Australian team, to attack him with monkey sledges. Now it confused me last year to hear Indian crowds were doing something similar, and it still seems to me to be [...]

Posted in Future, Genetic Failures, Hypocrisy, Jingoism, Social Faux Pas, This is way un science-team, Vicious Animals | 2 Comments

Stephen Conroy does not have an Internet license

By Super Master Lord | January 1, 2008

In the last few days Conroy has proposed that in order to protect ‘working families’ from all the porn their kids are going to access on their government bought laptops, we need mandatory ISP level censorship of “questionable content”. There would be an option to ‘opt out’, but being the cynical individual I am, it [...]

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