Category Archives: Brain Dead

Hello, Newman! :jew:

It’s that time of the year again, Sam Newman has made his entry into the Mr.Universe AN HERO competition.
He declared that Paula Wriedt was “worthy of slooping bucketloads of manly sauce on, with a light ravishing of peppered onion as a dessert”.
Epic lulz were to be had in the Daily Telegraph, which managed to produce [...]

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Here it is… WYD 08

So what do I have to say about World Youth Day. Well first lets look at the name:

World - Actually only being officially celebrated in Australia
Youth - Actually it’s a Christian event
Day - Actually it’s being celebrated from the 15th to the 20th July

So that’s been debunked. But it raises the point about truth in [...]

Also posted in Atheism, Bibles, Demanding Futures, Fraud |

More youtube clips, now with 1000% the cute fuzzy violence.

Happy Tree Friends game. Looks like an extremely perverse version of lemmings with more violence than the entire painkiller series.

Also posted in Bono, Fucking Lasers!, Fucking Moonbats, brilliant, fantastic ideas, fizzbitch | Tagged , , , , | 1 Comment

All exams and no sleep make Maldark something, something…

What my dreams would look like, if i had the time to sleep

boris is still a talentless hack.

Also posted in Binge Drinking, Cancer, Cronyism, Drugs, Failure, Fucking Moonbats, brilliant, fantastic ideas | Tagged , , , , |

We need a new plague

As you may or may not know, I’m not a fan of being out among the proles, and tonight reminded me why. I did have the chance to watch Edward Scissorhands, which was brilliant, and then venture to a near by restaurant for some excellent coffee. However in the process of paying the bill, a [...]

Also posted in Cancer, Cronyism, Failure, Fucking Stupidity, bacterium | 4 Comments

I am a Talentless hack

And as such I shall do what others have done, and post some YouTube win. However, soon exams will be over (6 days) and then soon after that I shall be in another country, so being a hack isn’t a big concern right now.
I’ll leave you with win:
Get Religion

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Moving onto full blown alcoholism

Following up from the last post, the list of quotes here could actually bring on full blown alcoholism due to the fact that these people are serious.
I’m well aware that most people, and even probably most fundamentalists don’t hold themselves to their views as some people express here. But the fact that these people are [...]

Also posted in Atheism, Binge Drinking, Creationists, Fraud, Free Speech, Fucking Stupidity, I'll strangle your fucking head with my anger., You are incorrect |

Tokenistic Gesture #307

Yay, Kyoto. We’ve signed it. But we’ve got to wait until the UN Ratifies it, but we’ve signed it, even though we were on track to meet those targets, but we’ve signed it.
We’re also going to send Indigenous Australians a Hallmark card wishing them “Great Sorrow UnJoy at the Passing of their Much Repentance.” It’s [...]

Also posted in Drugs, Hypocrisy, Mindless Self-Indulgence, Steven Fielding does not have a medical license, that is a playing card with texta scrawled on it | 1 Comment

Darwin Award Contender 15/11

From NineMSN:
A US man is recovering in hospital after an attempt to loosen a stiff wheel nut on his tyre with a hand gun backfired.
The 66-year-old Washington man was repairing his car outside his home when the accident happened, BBC News reports.
Frustrated with the inability to loosen the wheel nut, the man pulled out a [...]

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What the fuck, stop changing the Goddamn theme.

This goes for all of you.
Especially you, Justin.
Stop changing it you fucking postmodernist. We don’t have to be on edge with this kubrick-esque nonsense, I just want some good old fashioned gradients.
And it’s not like any of them have feeds obvious on the site anyway, so we’re losing traffic there.
This is a war, damn it. [...]

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