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Hello, Newman! :jew:

Aug 1

Posted by General Grievous in Brain Dead, Epic Win, brilliant | Comments

It’s that time of the year again, Sam Newman has made his entry into the Mr.Universe AN HERO competition.

He declared that Paula Wriedt was “worthy of slooping bucketloads of manly sauce on, with a light ravishing of peppered onion as a dessert”.

Epic lulz were to be had in the Daily Telegraph, which managed to produce the best typo in history to add a sexy twist to this bukkake story. Check out the Image caption.

Paul Wriedt? Cunting Footfaggots Batman!!!!!!!!

PAULA ‘CUMBUCKET” WRIEDT WAS A NEGRO MALE!11

And, just in case you thought that I would not end with everyone’s favourite Jewnemesis

Hello Newman !

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George Carlin

Jun 25

Posted by doubtingboris in Drugs, Epic Win, Experience, Free Speech, Freedom, Future, Hero, Heroes, Lulz, brilliant | Comments

It’s not news to many that George Carlin died the other day, but it did give me a chance to reflect. Even at my young age (21), the people I admire are dying off. Carlin and Hicks both blended their comedy with thought provoking messages about the state of society.

And despite the internet being a new medium allowing us to reach far more new creations, as well as new types of content flowing out, people like these are rare enough that even expanding the distribution methods won’t allow us to reach more like them.

Sorry I don’t have a solution, just figured it was worth reflecting on. Just remember that the people you admire are gonna die and that will be the end of them. Make sure to enjoy them while you can.

Anyone interesting in seeing Carlin’s material, there is loads on youtube, best example here. Plenty of Hicks on there as well.

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Rudd Laws… are they being circumvented?

Jun 21

Posted by doubtingboris in Binge Drinking, Drinking at 21, Drugs, Freedom, Fucking Stupidity, Kevin Rudd, Thieves, brilliant | Comments

And I don’t mean by the obvious buying of spirits for a cheaper price with more alcohol, or drinking beer or wine (bottle or cask). I mean by the companies who make RTDs, who might feel a bit miffed by the reduction in their sales.

Case in point: the store I work in currently recieved an interesting shipment of Jim Beam Cans.

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For anyone who has faith in the holy men

Jun 21

Posted by doubtingboris in Epic Win, Failure, brilliant | Comments

A more humorous entry from Aug 2007. This is what I consider another “you’re wrecking your life” videos like tCaP, maybe not as funny.

And of course the news story that resulted. Search for “geoff baron” for more results.

I’d like to comment on the insane woman at the end, who seemed to ignore the wrongs committed by the priest in his battery of the teenagers, as well as a torrent of verbal abuse, sexually and racially charged, but knew absolutely that the teenagers had committed a crime.

Also the apparent $35k worth of damage (how thinks they pulled that number out of there arse) would be worth having the police enforce the rights of the land owners, no matter how corrupt those owners are. However yelling, hitting, and acting childish towards teenagers isn’t going to improve the situation. You will be considered a joke, and I hope this man is not returned to the church somewhere in the same vein as they did with all the child molesters.

But remember, this is an example of the moral high ground of the church. It’s right up there with their opposition of homosexuality, abortion, contraception, and stopping children being raped by priests.

Stay tuned for an angry amphetamine fueled rant about the affects of World Youth Day on your children.

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More youtube clips, now with 1000% the cute fuzzy violence.

Jun 20

Posted by Maldark in Bono, Brain Dead, Fucking Lasers!, Fucking Moonbats, brilliant, fantastic ideas, fizzbitch | Comments

Happy Tree Friends game. Looks like an extremely perverse version of lemmings with more violence than the entire painkiller series.

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All exams and no sleep make Maldark something, something…

Jun 13

Posted by Maldark in Binge Drinking, Brain Dead, Cancer, Cronyism, Drugs, Failure, Fucking Moonbats, brilliant, fantastic ideas | Comments

What my dreams would look like, if i had the time to sleep

boris is still a talentless hack.

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Commenting Hero of the Day

Oct 30

Posted by Justin in Hero, Quacks, Steven Fielding does not have a medical license, brilliant, that is a playing card with texta scrawled on it | Comments

Today’s hero comment of the Day (This is a new section that will happen rarely and is not to be considered daily, in any way, shape, or form.) is Eric:

I’m disgusted that anyone would victimise someone else like this.

Oh, wait, it’s a candidate for family fist? The party that makes it their business to victimise gays, single mothers and pot-smokers?

Suddenly, I can’t manage to feel the slightest bit of sympathy for Miss Quah.

Namaste, It-getter.

Keep in mind Family First say that you deserve pots of money because you decide to procreate, something that a pig can do, but I don’t deserve a tax rebate because I buy a speedboat (Even though said speedboat may be used for sexual intercourse).

It’s lose/lose with these nutcases. Steven Fielding claims to be a doctor, but he has about as much knowledge of medicine as Quah does of what a woman feels like.

Assemblies of God cultist whackjobs.

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