What my dreams would look like, if i had the time to sleep
boris is still a talentless hack.
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We need a new plague
Jun 12
As you may or may not know, I’m not a fan of being out among the proles, and tonight reminded me why. I did have the chance to watch Edward Scissorhands, which was brilliant, and then venture to a near by restaurant for some excellent coffee. However in the process of paying the bill, a group formed behind me. A group of lets say, older women, who had obviously enjoyed their alcohol extensively thus far.
The remark that came out “Oh well I just hate all Virgos, no I really do”…. The raw stupidity kept spewing out like sewerage from a pipe, flowing freely from the polluted mind of this hideous person. Now it’s ok to hate people, but at least have some fucking balls about it and reason why. Don’t say you hate everyone in the world who was born between two sets of particular dates, as if it has real bearing on their personalities or reality. Seriously how can people “reason” like that…
Nor can I blame alcohol, its only fault in the process was allowing this person to think it would be a good idea to broadcast just how dumb they really were. But it made me wonder, how do these people get through life? How do they reach middle age when that is their thought process? How do they live with themselves?
More importantly, how do the rest of us live with them? What are you meant to say to that? I was paralysed by the wave of stupidity washing over my poor innocent ears, how do you come back from that? Please someone tell me, because I really need to know… Especially when these people are accompanied by idiot friends who AGREE with the statement.. Even if one of their party is a Virgo (yes, they had to try and deal with the awkwardness).
Prompt responses would be appreciated.
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I just don’t care.
Jun 10
At all. About fuel prices. Or about the possibility of that being a single sentence.
I can’t empathise with any of you people because I don’t drive a car. One day soon I might understand your pain, but when that happens the subject seems to crowd out knowledge about things that are actually interesting. Instead people like to complain about things that are ummm, well completely fucking predictable. Let me spell this out nice and clearly.
Oil prices will continue to INCREASE. This means you will be paying more for petrol. There is nothing you can do to change what you pay. No reasonable policy measure will make a difference. Deal with it. Drive less. Get a more efficient car. Earn more money. It doesn’t matter. Whatever you do, please remind yourself that this is not news. It’s just very tired.
The amount of people who base their political support on fuel prices and interest rates in this country should puzzle anyone with a basic understanding of how they are determined. I can’t say I really find it surprising, it just makes me laugh that little bit more when people attempt to convince me that the average Australian is anything but a waste of resources including the one at hand.
Well I mean my sandwiches cost that bit more to assemble, but if I was that concerned about saving money I would just not eat them or whatever I guess. Or just use fewer condiments. Not skipping mustard. Never doing that.
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Inflation and World Vision
Feb 22
We’re still being asked for a dollar a day, as are the kids in the states.
Barack Obama introduced this bill in the states:
S.2433 : A bill to require the President to develop and implement a comprehensive strategy to further the United States foreign policy objective of promoting the reduction of global poverty, the elimination of extreme global poverty, and the achievement of the Millennium Development Goal of reducing by one-half the proportion of people worldwide, between 1990 and 2015, who live on less than $1 per day.
Is it just me thinking that this is going to be a certainty not of wealth but of Inflation? Given how weak the US dollar has become, surely those in Africa will have to move onto $2 US a day in order to survive?
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If you’re reading this and expecting actual proper coverage, obey this blog post’s title.
Indefinitely.
If you honestly think we contribute anything of value I hope you die and I want you to die.
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Oh sorry, I didn’t mean power. I meant energy, like we use in our homes (formerly ‘houses’). Not power, like the white devil uses to keep da black man down.
Point is, new-kya-lerr power is the business and it always has been. Fun fact: the best place to store expended fuel is right the fuck where it is spent, because it goes right ahead and un-spends itself. Into plutonium, if y’all feels like it. Srsly, stick enough uranium bricks near enough to each other and eventually you basically have yourself a scale model of the sun.
Now I know someone is going to look that up in their fuck-off big nuclear chemistry textbookernet etcetera but to them I say PSCHAW! Secret code, means ‘GTFO of my face’. At present, at least a third of all electricity produced by US nuclear power stations comes from bred fuel – yeah that’s right, baby uranium shitted from the cunt of mummy uranium because she’s not on the pill. In this case, the pill is pyrolytic graphite, otherwise knows as ‘the coolest shit out’ and ‘the principal component of my ten-foot bunker walls’. Bred fuel is manufactured inside the reactor from ’spent’ fuel. It is cool-onium. Breeders are the first and simplest kind of reactor, the very first commissioned, working reactor on it’s maiden day of operation powered a light bulb. The next day it powered the whole building. Do you see where I’m going with this? If not, let me introduce you to my friend the price-sticker-dispenser. Put it in a holster and pretend you passed the police aptitude test!
Despite all this, nuclear power is not the way we should be going.
“But now I’m convinced! I even sent you the $25 post-reading fee!”
Nuts to your ass-mar! There is another way which actively restores a pretty fucked aspect of the enviroment (seriously though, I expect $25 if you’ve read this far). I like to call it Sweet Mary Oil. Also ‘oil’. You know what oil is, right? It’s you. And your family, and all your things. Here’s an example of ‘your things’: Garbage! Oil is a mixture of various hydrocarbon fractions, cracked and categorised into different subtypes like ‘Light Petrol’, ‘Diesel’ and ‘Kevin Rudd’. I don’t like that man, not even a bit. Anyhow, throw your assorted human-or-other rubbish into a giant garbage disposal, pressurise and heat to 15atm/500°C for 15 minutes, flash boil all the moisture out by knocking the lid off the pressure tank and fill up your car. Okay, refine and then fill up your car. Oh shit, we turned a liability into an asset! Whatever will we do?!
On another note, I was innocently driving up and down my street today while on a regular voluntary zombie patrol when I was visually accosted by a rented-out state transit bus (of the old-as-fuck variety) plastered in ‘Kevin Rudd and Maxine McKew for BENNELONG’ regalia. This made me sick to my stomach. Just thought you’d like to know.
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Moron Dies: No one cares
Sep 13
From the Sydney Morning Hatstand:
The 26-year-old from Melbourne was suffering from an aggressive melanoma after years of solarium use.
Ms Oliver said the cancer had occurred after 20 visits to the solarium in her early 20s.
She said she had not been aware of the dangers of excessive tanning and was shocked when she found out about her cancer.
I’m sorry, Solariums are where you’re bombarded with UV light in order to promote increased melanin levels in the skin. The same fucking UV light that causes cancer and that’s why we have been told for YEARS to wear goddamn clothes and a hat and sunscreen so we don’t get melanoma.
Happy clappy fucking moron here desides to dunk herself into a bucket of cancer and then is a brave struggling survivor when she is diagnosed with cancer and dies of it. I’m sorry, you’d have to be more than completely fucking retarded not to realise that you’re being bathed in spectra-based-death-rays at a solarium. Your body is being NUKED with UV radiation with no protection whatsoever, of course you’re going to get cancer if you’re doing it for hours at a time every two weeks.
The reason you ‘tan faster’ at a solarium is because you’re being bombarded with SIGNIFICANTLY higher levels of radiation that that emanating from the goddamn sun. Radiation Mutates DNA, Mutated DNA causes cancer (or Superpowers).
Just more evidence against not being a goddamn moron.
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Tonight: I pontificate in forums. Then: Copypaste to show I still have keys to the blog.
Jan 10
Posted by Captain Hero in Cancer, China, Future, News and Commentary, Science-Team, Terrorism, Thieves | Comments
Topic: Aren’t kittens cute and wubbly
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[QUOTE=Cadbury;8295096]Dont buy the hype. A well made mini reactor is extremely safe. It cant blow up. It cant irradiate several city blocks. At worst, some radioactive coolant might leak out – requiring a cleanup crew.[/QUOTE]
I essentially agree with you, at least regarding the safety of these reactors in normal operation. However, what if somehow – maybe 50 years down the track, if we’re still here – some nefarious agent gets hold of the ‘depleted’ material in the core? Mother Russia built modular nuclear powerplants back in the day, to power autonomous lighthouses and whatnot. There’s a bunch left unaccounted for. Decades after the fact, a small group of hunters/trappers came across a discarded (still happily radiating) beryllium heater core from one of those bad boys, dragged it to their camp for warmth and died, hard, for the convenience. The incident was not isolated.
That anecdote is paraphrased from a New Scientist I read last year, dredge it up in their archives if you want. The point is not that nuclear powerplants are bad, or unsafe, and certainly not unreliable – it’s that the material they contain can and will be rendered extremely lethal in the wrong hands. It should not be packaged up in a block of concrete under some apartment building, where it can be lost and forgotten far more readily than a massive central reactor.
Worst-case scenario: Global warming may kill us all, sure. Nuclear war will, and then it’ll salt the earth so nothing will ever grow again (with poetic license). Let China burn coal.
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