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We have a tradition here at B&N, we will gladly ruin the lives of others for little or no personal gain, and will gleefully watch the downward spiral of political hacks as their more sordid endeavours are splashed across the front pages (of our blog) for all to guffaw at. Karmically, it seems we’re quite in the red, but on the ‘fucking with moron student politicians’, I feel it would be safe to say we’re making bank.

Firstly, I have to inform you that the latest social-conservative-cum-punchline scandal has to do with one sexed up Melburnian by the name of Sasa McMurray. Sasa, going by the nom de phallus, “Erik Ford”, over the last couple of years has sold his conservative soul for a very princely sum:

A Melbourne University Law/Commerce student Liberal, who attended the elite Geelong Grammar and lives at the high cost residential University college Trinity appears to subsidise his lifestyle by working as a “gay for pay” male prostitute, providing sexual services to older men for $1500 a night.

He operated until recently under an alias “Erik Ford” until he became aware of media investigations into his activities.

A conservative estimate of his income from the business exceeds $500,000 in the two years he has been operating. The vast majority of it appears to be spent on living the high life.

All of the above is from from Landeryou. However, Landeryou doesn’t have the Massive Fucking Testicles of Shit to post the Sasa McMurray stuff, under fear of repurcussions and the like. We at B&N don’t have such delicate… scruples, and so, after the thing what stops us from being classified as a porn website, below, you shall see pictures of Mr McMurray in a more indelicate light.

All of these pictures and info have come straight from an anonymous source, codenamed Hero McPatriot. These were all delivered anonymously to the B&N dropbox/inbox/email-thingy and thus as such are incredibly verifiable. Also, to any Melburnians holding any ill will against the creators of this blog, fuck off. You all live in a shit city, it’s all flat and it rains every day and no one likes you and your face is stupid.

Warning, it’s not for the light-hearted, or those without a sense of irony. A further warning, it’s not for those social conservatives who also wish to remain in the closet. You know who you are, you vanguards of volatile virginity! Seriously though, to those of us who are more socially conservative, I know you can’t resist these pictures as they all adhere to a wish you so gleefully fantasize about, they’ve got a cock in them. Also apparently the future statistic was a coke fiend. I for one welcome our future morally and ethically dead homosexual prostitute overlords.

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