I’ve been at Uni today forced to do an utterly useless subject for Engineering that is supposed to be ‘teaching effective writing’. We’re learning basic grammar. It’s atrocious. We’re being taught when to use each of the three “there, their or they’re”’s. Anyway, whilst I was supposed to write a cover letter for a Resume, [...]
That’s right, kids! Time for another (inaugural) round of Why The Fuck Did This Google Search Point To Our Blog!? YAY!
Today’s contenders are:
‘Famous Breasts’
‘iTunes Nuclear’ AND ‘Nuclear iTunes Maddox’
‘Chrome Dome’
As to that last one - why the jesuspops would you search that? WHY? What circumstances would demand that you google ‘Chrome Dome’? Having searched ‘Chrome [...]
So it’s been 6 years since several planes were diverted to paradise via giant towers, the pentagon and the ground and everything changed. (In that you can’t take liquids on planes any more). Multiple other acts of terrorism and we’re still back at square one. So, what have we done since 11/9/01 to make the [...]
Now for 90% of men who have read the title, they’d already know what this post is about. For those who don’t, the Guy Code is essentially a set of rules that men must adhere to when urinating in public toilets. Specifically:
Make sure there’s zero chance of splashage onto your neighbour, maintain a gap. In [...]
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I’m sure most of you this week received the government’s lovely attempt to look moderately like they were enforcing the moral will of the millions of people who think “Joe E Johns” is a witty title, by sending out a booklet outlining the government’s stance on drugs. The booklet outlines with a sense of self-rewarding [...]
For a group of individuals stuck in a feckless nonsensical political debate about which shade of grey we should nominate, one who appears to be in the pocket of the workers, the other who appears to be in the pocket of the people who own the workers, we don’t really see any manner of radical [...]
This week in Slate, lexical God Christopher Hitchens wrote an article entitled
“Why are we so scared of offending Muslims?” the main points of the article:
Why, then, should we be commanded to “respect” those who insist that they alone know something that is both unknowable and unfalsifiable? Something, furthermore, that can turn in an instant into [...]
From the iTunes EULA:
You also agree that you will not use these products for any purposes prohibited by United States law, including, without limitation, the development, design, manufacture or production of missiles, or nuclear, chemical or biological weapons.
…wait, what?
The two requirements for eligibility for the papacy are that the candidates must be a man and Catholic
The candidate is ordained after his election, however.
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Crunk + Net Café + A copy of the Australian for Inspiration. We’re in.
September 11 or: Life is not a videogame.
So it’s been 6 years since several planes were diverted to paradise via giant towers, the pentagon and the ground and everything changed. (In that you can’t take liquids on planes any more). Multiple other acts of terrorism and we’re still back at square one. So, what have we done since 11/9/01 to make the [...]