It should be known from the outset that I am am very partial to Jews, who have CONQUERED evolution.
Impartial Comparison of Jews and Gypsies:
Jews:
Invented Fire
Hate Niggers
Possess Over 9000 IQ points each
Gypsies:
Are Native European Niggers
Invented Herpes
Don’t Bathe
Worse Than Turks
I therefore present to you, the most heroic YOUTOOB video ever to contain gypsies. Warning, this clip contains [...]
The second test between India and Australia flared up yesterday when Harbhajan Singh singled out Andrew Symonds, the only player with black heritage in the Australian team, to attack him with monkey sledges. Now it confused me last year to hear Indian crowds were doing something similar, and it still seems to me to be [...]
Not 48 hours since the polls closed on a federal election where the ALP was going ape shit over the prospect of an elected official resigning their post half way through their term, the Chief Minister from the Northern Territory has decided to resign for reasons she refuses to reveal. All I can say [...]
Against my better judgement, it seems a lot of Australians have voted in favour of Labor in this election.
By which I mean to say that my judgement is better than a lot of Australians, and that some (presumably large) proportion of those same Australians cast votes contrary to the requirements for action based on my [...]
On this fine day, the 12th of November, stuff has happened. Most of that stuff was quite boring, but some of it was just monotonous enough that I felt it could be made interesting by completely ignoring what actually happened and inventing my own stories (hey, it works for the Socialist Alternative), so here’s the [...]
If you’ve been following US politics over the last week or so, you’ll be aware that Michael Mukasey has just been elected Attorney-General. The interesting thing about Mukasey is that he “doesn’t know” whether waterboarding amounts to torture. For those playing at home, waterboarding is where you pour water over someone’s face such they are [...]
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Bellicose Blather
Protip: If you actually refer to Kevin Rudd as “Prime Dickhead” I have a simple and quick recipe for you. Mix two parts you with one part fast-moving inter-city train. Add a splash of realisation of mortality and leave to sit until an underpaid cleanup crew gently convinces your rapidly drying remains to relieve themselves [...]