Category Archives: Hypocrisy

We have a fan!

Now I didn’t think we’d ever find someone who loved the blog as much as our dear friend Duncan McKay, but it seems there’s another contender for the crown.
There’s a reason only about 3 people read your blog;
It’s because your arguments and comments about politicians are stupid and are on par with the “Daily Telegraph” [...]

Also posted in Coward, Genetic Failures, Morons, Steven Fielding does not have a medical license |

Hey Andrew, where’s my Subpoena?

So it appears Herr Andy has thrown hate at Patriot and loveable hero/teddybear Andrew “Hero” Landeryou.
So here’s a list of things you should know about Andrew Quah:

According to the pictures he’s super not well endowed, and this is verifiable
His comments that the pictures, particularly the third picture were not him are LIES, filthy filthy lies.
The [...]

Also posted in Coward, Free Speech, Genetic Failures, Quah | 1 Comment

Let’s all go to the lobby, and buy ourselves a one-way ticket the fuck outta here

So there I was, minding my own business, innocently looking for the current-but-mysteriously-invisible polls that I know show Howard ahead in my dear homelectorate of Bennelong when suddenly I’m raped by a secret gay Liberal minister.
Don’t adjust your computervision set - you’re right, that was not true. In fact, what is true is that I [...]

Also posted in Brain Dead, Morons, News and Commentary, Policy, Rants, Rudd |

First Post (my BEST POST YET!)

Silence. I don’t start things, and I sure as hell don’t finish things. I’m there in the middle, when the risks are low and the rewards are high. Only problem is the price of admission - I could only join this blog if I legally adopted the same name as a current contributor. Dan is [...]

Also posted in Hero, Mindless Self-Indulgence | 3 Comments

Let’s all look at Piracy: Youtube Spam!

[youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=is2KYGDp1Rs]
(Thanks to the USYD Law Revue Kids)
Remember kids, Piracy funds terrorism, I have a pie chart that proves it.

Downloading Movies and Music causes serious moral panics. If you’ve used the internet chances are you’re guilty of a civil infraction of inherent copyright law, and thanks to evergreening that beowulf fanfic you’ve waited so long to [...]

Also posted in Brain Dead, Fraud, Genetic Failures, Rants, Self-Gratification | 1 Comment

We Ron Paul People

It seems like the Washington media are really going out of their way to fill up column space:
We have been doing a little political research … of the kind we do best: anecdotal. To wit, we have observed a unique phenomena — the Ron Paul supporter.
Every time we pull up and see one of his [...]

Also posted in Free Speech, Genetic Failures, Hacks, Hero, News and Commentary, Policy, Ron Paul | 1 Comment

Moron Dies: No one cares

From the Sydney Morning Hatstand:
The 26-year-old from Melbourne was suffering from an aggressive melanoma after years of solarium use.
Ms Oliver said the cancer had occurred after 20 visits to the solarium in her early 20s.
She said she had not been aware of the dangers of excessive tanning and was shocked when she found out about [...]

Also posted in Brain Dead, Cancer, Genetic Failures, Mindless Self-Indulgence, Morons | 2 Comments

Why are we still Censoring stuff?

Seriously, what’s the go? Phillip Ruddock’s department is Censoring BOATLOADS of stuff and it’s completely ineffective:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Banned_films#Australia
What with the internet enabling us to share full digital reproductions of content, banning it to ‘think of the children!’ is beyond moronic. Censorship can never work in today’s society so why do we even bother? It’s just like the [...]

Also posted in Free Speech, Mindless Self-Indulgence | 2 Comments

September 11 or: Life is not a videogame.

So it’s been 6 years since several planes were diverted to paradise via giant towers, the pentagon and the ground and everything changed. (In that you can’t take liquids on planes any more). Multiple other acts of terrorism and we’re still back at square one. So, what have we done since 11/9/01 to make the [...]

Also posted in General, Jingoism, Mindless Self-Indulgence, Morons, News and Commentary, Self-Gratification, Terrorism | 1 Comment

LDP versus Intellectual Onanism

Well after the fantastic post regarding those stellar chaps at the LDP and their response to the APEC situation you’d expect the nutters to come out of the woodwork. Ended up faster than one could possibly realise.
It appears some vodka sodden misnomer from one of the darker recesses of the sewer system has mustered up [...]

Also posted in APEC, Free Speech, Rants, Self-Gratification, Watermelons |

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