Category Archives: Morons

4chan’s /b/ has gotten to me…..

I’m Chris Hansen… Take a seat… We need to discuss something…
For so long I thought myself above the depravations of /b/, the sickness and especially the Schedenfreude. However it appears that I’m just as fucked as everyone else, and I guess that it must have slowly infecting me through my many years on the internets. [...]

Also posted in Coward, Failure, Fraud, Fucking Stupidity, Lulz | 1 Comment

Whoever’s in charge of Exetel’s marketing department should be fired

So the other day I went to visit my ISP’s website to check how much of my download quota I’d used this month, and was confronted with this:

Most of it seems pretty harmless. My copper wires are being carbon neutralised, there’s a nice little birdy sitting there and they have some affiliation with Deloitte.
But why [...]

Posted in Morons | 1 Comment

Bellicose Blather

Protip: If you actually refer to Kevin Rudd as “Prime Dickhead” I have a simple and quick recipe for you. Mix two parts you with one part fast-moving inter-city train. Add a splash of realisation of mortality and leave to sit until an underpaid cleanup crew gently convinces your rapidly drying remains to relieve themselves [...]

Also posted in Fraud, Free Speech, Hypocrisy, Mindless Self-Indulgence, News and Commentary, Steven Fielding does not have a medical license, Young Liberals | 1 Comment

Election Debrief 01-A

Today I sprung from my bed at the crack of half-past midday, so eager to perform my mandatory civil service that I didn’t even have time to gather the will to shower. Today was indeed the day to join the thronging hordes as I ventured out in the company of my whole family, something we [...]

Also posted in Cronyism, Election 2007, Fraud, Hacks, Hypocrisy, I'll strangle your fucking head with my anger., Jingoism, News and Commentary, Quacks, Rants, Twunt, Unions, Vicious Animals, that is a playing card with texta scrawled on it |

We have a fan!

Now I didn’t think we’d ever find someone who loved the blog as much as our dear friend Duncan McKay, but it seems there’s another contender for the crown.
There’s a reason only about 3 people read your blog;
It’s because your arguments and comments about politicians are stupid and are on par with the “Daily Telegraph” [...]

Also posted in Coward, Genetic Failures, Hypocrisy, Steven Fielding does not have a medical license |

Let’s all go to the lobby, and buy ourselves a one-way ticket the fuck outta here

So there I was, minding my own business, innocently looking for the current-but-mysteriously-invisible polls that I know show Howard ahead in my dear homelectorate of Bennelong when suddenly I’m raped by a secret gay Liberal minister.
Don’t adjust your computervision set - you’re right, that was not true. In fact, what is true is that I [...]

Also posted in Brain Dead, Hypocrisy, News and Commentary, Policy, Rants, Rudd |

Moron Dies: No one cares

From the Sydney Morning Hatstand:
The 26-year-old from Melbourne was suffering from an aggressive melanoma after years of solarium use.
Ms Oliver said the cancer had occurred after 20 visits to the solarium in her early 20s.
She said she had not been aware of the dangers of excessive tanning and was shocked when she found out about [...]

Also posted in Brain Dead, Cancer, Genetic Failures, Hypocrisy, Mindless Self-Indulgence | 2 Comments

Unity: No one Likes You

Yellow is a stupid colour and slandering other people to get ahead in Student Elections is without a doubt, the flat out worst, most retarded thing I have ever heard of. If you have enough spare time to write fraudulent articles or wet chalk insults under your own candidate’s chalk and then CREATE FRAUDULENT witness [...]

Also posted in Cronyism, Fraud, Hacks, Mindless Self-Indulgence, Policy, Rants, Self-Gratification, Thieves |

September 11 or: Life is not a videogame.

So it’s been 6 years since several planes were diverted to paradise via giant towers, the pentagon and the ground and everything changed. (In that you can’t take liquids on planes any more). Multiple other acts of terrorism and we’re still back at square one. So, what have we done since 11/9/01 to make the [...]

Also posted in General, Hypocrisy, Jingoism, Mindless Self-Indulgence, News and Commentary, Self-Gratification, Terrorism | 1 Comment

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