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South Africans fail at economics

By Justin | April 18, 2008

Apparently now marching against higher food prices is going to make them go away. Never mind that there are global issues with supply and demand on this particular issue.
“Basic food has got to be affordable to anyone, in particular the poor and unemployed workers,” Mr Dlamini said.
Unemployed workers? Is that like people who volunteer to [...]

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Tokenistic Gesture #307

By Justin | December 5, 2007

Yay, Kyoto. We’ve signed it. But we’ve got to wait until the UN Ratifies it, but we’ve signed it, even though we were on track to meet those targets, but we’ve signed it.
We’re also going to send Indigenous Australians a Hallmark card wishing them “Great Sorrow UnJoy at the Passing of their Much Repentance.” It’s [...]

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Why it’d be unwise to write off the new Government.

By Justin | November 27, 2007

So it happened, we all expected it to happen and it happened. The Ruddslide is in; the victory is absolute and the carrion are fighting over the carcass of Bennelong. Kevin Rudd is the new Prime Minister-Elect of Australia.
Admittedly he hasn’t taken office yet, but the trains are still running the sky, as of yet, [...]

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Election Debrief 01-A

By Captain Hero | November 24, 2007

Today I sprung from my bed at the crack of half-past midday, so eager to perform my mandatory civil service that I didn’t even have time to gather the will to shower. Today was indeed the day to join the thronging hordes as I ventured out in the company of my whole family, something we [...]

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Live Coverage

By Justin | November 24, 2007

Our SCIENCE TEAM WILL HAVE LIVE ELECTION COVERAGE THAT WE MAKE THE HELL UP BECAUSE WE NO LONGER GIVE A SHIT!
Kevin “I think you’re all Monkeys” versus John “I agree with Kevin’s stance on the Holocaust” throw down upon the time where you all go and vote
HINT: Do not. There are Union thugs, Jackie Kelly [...]

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Seriously, shut the fuck up about VSU.

By Justin | November 16, 2007

So it’s on Hack (Of course) VSU is terrible, there’s not a glut of cash wasted on stupid things and not being put towards student needs. All the usual grr, particularly wondering what Commisar Rudd will do when he’s quite possibly maybe elected into to the second highest office in this grand land.

Under VSU this [...]

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Commenting Hero of the Day

By Justin | October 30, 2007

Today’s hero comment of the Day (This is a new section that will happen rarely and is not to be considered daily, in any way, shape, or form.) is Eric:
I’m disgusted that anyone would victimise someone else like this.
Oh, wait, it’s a candidate for family fist? The party that makes it their business to victimise [...]

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