I can't let a piece on video games from The Devinator slide without at least a mention. After all, the use of simile to describe the evolution of Sega never gets old.

But the family image is obviously something Sega wants to jettison, a little like a former child star who poses nude, does drugs and engages in performance self-harm to prove she has "grown up".

The company's output in  recent years seems to be the basis of at least some creativity. This takes me back!

Actual people hate sega too! They even have real reasons and know what they're talking about because they've uh PLAYED VIDEO GAMES BEFORE. Coincidentally being half-correct doesn't make her any less crazy of course, but there is definitely some entertainment value to be had. Yeah I know this barely counts as content but the same is true for GOVERNMENT MEALS and you fuckers manage to swallow those JUST FINE.