Dan's Twitter
- @chamelia Go through the list and do everything that'll take 5 minutes or less first. Huge boon to the day. 42 mins ago
- Let's play Words With Friends on the iPhone! My username is 'Schrodinger'. http://bit.ly/2qbpQ 15 hours ago
- RT @sickipedia: Africans would have more to eat if they didn't spend all their money on fake tan. 16 hours ago
- Operation Valentines Picnic is a GO. 22 hours ago
- Happy Valentines day everyone! 2010/02/13
- Altona is Muslim for wife, right? 2010/02/13
- "she's a tall drink of water. In a fucking flood." @crazyausgamer 2010/02/13
- Christ. I'm better at this than I thought I was. 2010/02/13
- @juliadactyl I'm g Far to drunk oikendssgssawisd okay 2010/02/13
- Have you come to insult me in a different time zone? 2010/02/13
Justin's Twitter
- @vanushv Same reason word has no ability to update all 'fields'. Help suggests ctrl+a but you can only select one header or footer at once
- @sabinewolff Rudd is at least as sexist as Abbott, and it infuriates me that this is vastly underreported. Wonder what he thinks of Gillard.
- "There was one time I went to the library and borrowed all these books and then never read them. Is that Feng Shui?"
- @catrionarafael when was the last time you watched a game of football?
- "If you took all the viruses on earth an laid them end to end, they'd stretch for 200m light years". That doesn't MEAN anything #bbchorizon
- RT @dannolan: Altona is Muslim for wife, right?
- "God she's a tall drink of water" -@dannolan on a Spanish stranger
- "There but by the grace of Goebbels..." @dannolan on his laments at how close we've come.
- @dannolan @abishead Thankfully our local Dymocks has plenty of Harry potter books
- @sophiaholman I'm with Stuart, Cat's with Adrian.
Steve's Twitter
- "Do we have any black virgin E63s?" "Aren't those the ones that cure AIDS?" 2010/02/02
- 3rd consecutive day off d5. First working. Want to murder world. 2010/01/30
- IBooks won't be available anywhere outside of the US at launch. Goodbye only remotely intriguing iPad feature. 2010/01/28
- ~lick slop~ 2010/01/21
- ~clip loks~ 2010/01/21
- ~pill coks~ 2010/01/21
- Yer might be a squatter, yer might be a punk. Just give us a quarter so we can get drunk. Thank you for shopping and please come again! #loc 2010/01/19
- From high upon yer crucifix yer preach about my triple 6, yer spit about my this and that and yank away yer welcome mat #loc 2010/01/19
- We'll bomb the police state, assassinate the magistrate. We'll go to every town and burn them fuckin' prisons down. #loc 2010/01/19
- On my break blasting crust punk woo 2010/01/19
- your injustice will crush us, the precious the few. So you wanna be a killer for the red white and blue? 2010/01/19
- Choking V, Morning G, LOC, we never stop, and you're death'll be sweet ~if ya wanna be a cop~ 2010/01/19
- New Newswipe today fuck it's going to be the best. 2010/01/19
- RT @yelling_bird: BROKE INTO THE AMERICAN APPAREL WAREHOUSE, FUCKING ALL THE DIPSHIT BIMBO MODELS DEAD (THEY STACK 'EM LIKE LOGS) 2010/01/19
- Just cheap beers and politics at brohaus fuck *yeah* 2010/01/19
- 48% 2010/01/18
- @dannolan on an L90 I'll be there soon okay 2010/01/18
- In Dee Why. Just saw a guy pissing on a bank. Business as usual. 2010/01/18
- I am down to 56% power after just over two hours. #iPhonebatteryfail 2010/01/18
- ...and then we all bought yachts 2010/01/18