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Japan

Japan is all violent and dangerous and totally kills whales for no reason. They're all completely insane and desire total global conquest in the form of murdering all whales, at all times.

They perform brutal experiments on whales, such as causing them to backflip on a tightrope whilst being stabbed in the face with exploding darts and being electrocuted.

Also, the Emperor of Japan is a big girl's blouse.

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